#5. It’s Not What You Said, It’s What You Didn’t Say
#4. You Accidentally Asserted Power Over Them
#3. They Think You Owe Them
#2. You Wasted Their Time
#1. You Assumed That Because You Were OK With a Situation, Everybody Was
Cracked.com is not what I’d call a bastion of insightful commentary. But then, they do occasionally bust out pieces like this, which … well. Uh, yeah, note to self.
But you definitely want to click through to read the why/how/what-for’s on that punch list.