NAACMBT – National Association for the Abolition of Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving

originalplease. PLEASE. No Christmas music before Thanksgiving!

While many people enjoy holiday music — especially people in the northern hemisphere who have warm memories of family and friends — please, PLEASE don’t play it before Thanksgiving.

Seriously. I’ve been making this “NAACMBT” joke for as long as I can remember. (to wit, Skew circa 1995.) I’m now too old for this sh*t, so, up go the web site and FB page. “Waiter, check please!”